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FREE SLEEVE!

• txzdave 1,316 Posts

  Sun, Jan 31 2016 1:36 PM

         I am giving a SLEEVE OF BALLS away to whomever I care to.

        Now, I know....I know,I know, I know.........

      Someone can guess which company did this already. I can't compete with them,those,these.

              I'm the judge.

                          I want to see who can make this interesting.

                                         I've seen witty things from some of you Cats..........

               Just create something.

                                              Start something.

                                                                             ~txz~

     and I will.

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Sun, Jan 31 2016 1:45 PM

  Guy approaches the entrance to an exclusive nightclub but the doorman stops him and says, "Sorry, you've got to wear a tie to enter."

  Guy returns to his car, can't find a tie, but grabs a pair of jumper cables out of the trunk and drapes them around his neck, then returns to the doorman and says, "How about this?"

  Doorman looks him up and down then says, "Okay you can go in...but don't start anything."

   

  p.s. If this is worthy of reward please send the sleeve to alanti.

• perlmutter0 4 Posts

  Sun, Jan 31 2016 1:47 PM

  Not sure I'm who you're looking for but I'll take a bite....

  It seemingly will come as a surprise to the forum community...but I am from the future.  I come from 2016 and I play WGT on my smart phone (I think they have Google in the time these forums are from, and if so, smart phone will likely generate some results if you type it in to the Google search engine).  Here's some stuff about the future you might like to know:

  Bill Clinton is no longer president....but Hillary is running for election this year.

  People rarely use computers (other than at/for work) because our phones and something called a "tablet" (google it) provide us with our primary interface with the internet (you might still be calling it the world wide web).

  WGT is available in HD (high definition...like a TV) on phones and tablets.  It's WAY WAY WAY less fuzzy than the version of the game that the forums play.

  If I get the sleeve of balls...I'll gladly tell you who wins the superbowls and world series that have happened between forum time and now.

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Sun, Jan 31 2016 1:53 PM

  The world needs more banana shoes...

  

• txzdave 1,316 Posts

  Sun, Jan 31 2016 1:58 PM

      Helluva start and my truck won't.       Ironic and I ain't lyin'.

                         I'm guessin' alanti will wonder why I'm talking about my truck.

                                 NOW.....IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT EASY!

            Troll away.....What do I want?

                                                   ~!~

• txzdave 1,316 Posts

  Sun, Jan 31 2016 2:13 PM

  floating in a tin can........

                    To see words is incredible.

            ~txz~

• overtheedge 5,885 Posts

  Sun, Jan 31 2016 2:22 PM

  txzdave:

  I am giving a SLEEVE OF BALLS away to whomever I care to.

  txzdave:

  I've seen witty things from some of you Cats..........

  And these are the ones you're givign away.That's witty.

   

  

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Sun, Jan 31 2016 2:33 PM

  txzdave:

  floating in a tin can........

                    To see words is incredible.

            ~txz~

  From soup to nuts............something there, says Campbell. .  ;-)

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Sun, Jan 31 2016 2:33 PM

  txzdave:

  floating in a tin can........

                    To see words is incredible.

            ~txz~

  Major Tom, how about this for incredible, or at the very least, curious...if one can read, and sees words, it's impossible not to read them, one has no choice.  

  So much for free will, eh?

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Sun, Jan 31 2016 2:35 PM

  mkg335:

  .if one can read, and sees words, it's impossible not to read them

  One needs to master the art of un-seeing the universe. Zero gravity helps..............