Solarflares:
The man's shirt is the result of being dipped in the blood of anyone unfortunate enough not to have survived an alts-game with hatcojack.
Thanks! I've not had the pleasure, ahem, read the reports. 'nuff said.
Noticed the colour difference, put it down to the wrong powder or us men not understanding the washing machine and being crap with instructions.
(speaking for myself of course)