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99 Luftballons - new tournament format

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Mon, Mar 7 2016 6:54 AM (4 replies)
  • alosso
    21,072 Posts
    Mon, Mar 7 2016 2:19 AM

    This is to replace the missing WGT News about a new tournament concept introduced by the New Ideas Department:

    The 99 holes weekly tournament!

    (courtesy of the company's Bielefeld QA chapter)

    Disguised as a regular "9 hole unlimited", it's obvious that the BIG PRIZES are only available to those who play it 9 times precisely, prolonging the fun and boosting our host's revenue.

    Hard working publicity specialists haven't hesitated to get a promotional song performed early, in 1983:

    After the first successful campaign, it was re-launched in 2002 for a second promotional run, and from WGT's start-up five years later, their echelon have given it all the time it needed to ripen until now, eight years into the company's history.

    It's obvious that all worries and hustle are immediately outdated. No more meter stutters, no more discons, no more weird shots!

    Let wise German women tell you:

    And here is a red balloon
    I think of you and let it go.
  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Mon, Mar 7 2016 2:29 AM

    Nene is more remembered for her armpits than her wisdom.

     
     

    Wouldn't put me off though...

  • ct690911
    7,205 Posts
    Mon, Mar 7 2016 3:44 AM

    Gr8 Paul, but if her armpits are that hairy...do you suppose you'll need a machete when you get down to business?

  • zagraniczniak
    1,984 Posts
    Mon, Mar 7 2016 6:29 AM

    Praise those Pits! Yowza!

  • txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Mon, Mar 7 2016 6:54 AM

        I'd floss twice.

                      ~t~

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