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Nice and Friendly CC

• WoodyJeep 1,961 Posts

  Wed, Jun 8 2016 5:24 AM

  This is not a golf joke.

   

  Two guys are walking their dogs on a hot summer day.

  1^st guy: "Man, I’m parched, what do ya say we stop at the bar for a cold one."

  2^nd guy: "No way they’ll let us in the bar with the dogs."

  1^st guy: "Watch, just follow my lead."

  1^st guy walks up to the door puts on his sunglasses and proceeds to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncer.

  Bouncer: "Excuse me sir, but dogs are not allowed in the bar."

  1^st guy: "Excuse me, but it’s a Seeing Eye dog."

  Bouncer: "Sir, it’s a doberman pinscher."

  1^st guy: "Yes, I know, they’re using dobermans now because they’re large, dominating, smart, aggressive and independent. Believe me, I know, they’re using dobermans."

  Bouncer (with kind of a disbelieving smirk): "OK sir, come on in."

  The 2^nd guy seeing and hearing what just happened puts on his sunglasses and proceeds to enter the bar, but is stopped by the bouncer.

  Bouncer: "Sir, I’m sorry but we don’t allow dogs in the bar."

  2^nd guy: "But, it’s my Seeing Eye dog."

  Bouncer: "Sir, it’s a chihuahua."

  2^nd guy: "WHAT, they gave me a chihuahua?"

• WoodyJeep 1,961 Posts

  Fri, Jun 10 2016 7:45 AM

  "BUMP!"

• Curtis1246 13 Posts

  Fri, Jun 10 2016 11:53 AM

  Hi WoodyJeep! I may be interested in your club. It sounds enjoyable and perhaps a bit more active than the one I have recently tried. No communication and anybody who applies is in. So, there is just a bunch of level 1 players that don't talk and or play. Thanks for your time!

• WoodyJeep 1,961 Posts

  Mon, Jun 13 2016 12:19 PM

  Hey Curtis,

  Welcome aboard.

  I hope you are enjoying your membership with us.

• Dad2147 1,745 Posts

  Tue, Jun 14 2016 11:59 AM

  Hi Woody, I may be interested in joining your club if possible. I would need to drop out of my current club but it has 0 inner action and no one ever visits. 0 tournements in last couple months. 

  let me know if I'm eligible or not. I will close out from my present club.

  thanks much Dad. PS: I play almost every evening and some afternoons. Just tag me addicted lol

• Dad2147 1,745 Posts

  Tue, Jun 14 2016 12:05 PM

  PSS: I play on an iPad if that makes a difference in platforms 

• WoodyJeep 1,961 Posts

  Thu, Jun 16 2016 6:34 PM

  Hi Dad,

  Welcome to the club!

• WoodyJeep 1,961 Posts

  Mon, Jun 20 2016 6:16 AM

  "Bump"

• jimniu 2 Posts

  Tue, Jun 21 2016 8:16 AM

  Hello,

  I sent a request for membership. Not sure if I needed to post here as well. 

  jim

• WoodyJeep 1,961 Posts

  Mon, Jun 27 2016 7:12 AM

  I was talking to The Most Interesting Man in the World, you know, the Dos Equis beer guy, and he said to me, "I don't usually join WGT golf clubs, but when I do, I join Nice and Friendly".  Just say'in, you might want to try it too.