A MAN WAS SEATED NEXT TO A KID IN AN AIRPLANE. HE TURNED TO HIM AND SAID, "LET'S TALK".
THE KID SAID "OK, WHAT SHALL WE TALK ABOUT?"
WANTING TO MAKE FUN OF THE KID, THE MAN ASKED "HOW ABOUT NUCLEAR WEAPONS?"
"VERY INTERESTING TOPIC" SAID THE KID "BUT LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION....HORSE, COW & DEER ALL EAT GRASS. YET DEER EXCRETE PELLETS, COW FLAT PATTY AND HORSE CLUMPS. WHY??"
THE MAN THOUGHT ABOUT THIS AND SAID "I DON'T KNOW"
"SO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT NUCLEAR ISSUES WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW SH!!T?"
THOMAS