drmoose: I'll be havin' a go at the booty.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum and ye can be having a go at any part that takes yer fancy, me hearty!
Mind though, I be 'avin' a 6ft plus parrot for a bodyguard. Feeding time be murder... oh aye.
"Squaaaakkkk!!! Paulie wants a f******* peanut...NOW Squaaaakkkkk!!!!"