ARRRR - avast ye! A scurvy
dog and a sailor were swapping stories today. The sailor pointed to the
pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Arr, Captain
Sparrow made me wrestle a shark and I lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the
pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I
fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s
eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came
by and left droppings in me eye.” The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as
the other two. …” “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the
hook.”