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Tue, Dec 20 2016 10:08 PM (14 replies)
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  • adaputter
    1,954 Posts
    Sat, Dec 17 2016 2:58 PM

    you ever had your pockets picked?

    no

     think again and think very hard

  • txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Sat, Dec 17 2016 3:49 PM

        A pecker pocket picker picked a pack of pockets.

        Picked a wrong pocket of a Prophet with a high horse that got off it.

           Sent a pocket picker packin'

               Shoulda thought harder pocket picker.

                ~t~

  • opyeuclid
    6,710 Posts
    Sat, Dec 17 2016 3:50 PM

    Yes .

    The Xwife .

    OPY

  • adaputter
    1,954 Posts
    Sat, Dec 17 2016 3:53 PM

    opyeuclid:

    Yes .

    The Xwife .

    OPY

    thats normal opy

  • gsoup
    2,929 Posts
    Sat, Dec 17 2016 4:22 PM

    21st Replacement in Frankfurt, signed in, changed out of uniform and went out to get a beir. Found I couldnt pay for it because Id gotten hit in 2 blocks. whatta pain, wasnt even completely signed in and I needed a new ID card and partial pay. never had carried my cash in my wallet since

  • bery111
    3,859 Posts
    Mon, Dec 19 2016 2:26 AM

    adaputter:

    you ever had your pockets picked?

    no

     think again and think very hard

    Ada, we're usually on the same wavelength. I find slipping one of these in every pocket is a reasonably good deterent...just don't forget that you're carrying them!

     

  • ct690911
    7,205 Posts
    Mon, Dec 19 2016 3:53 AM

    How is it possible that woodpeckers don't get headaches?

  • renniw52
    5,385 Posts
    Mon, Dec 19 2016 6:44 AM

     On my 60th birthday 4 years ago my son-in-law and 3 friends took me to Biloxi. I was standing watching people play roulette. My son in law was about 5 feet behind me. He noticed a guy acting strange and looking at my left rear pocket. I guess my wallet was exposed about an inch. The guy kept slowly moving closer behind me. My son-in-law put his cell phone on video and just kept observing. Talk about cya. As soon as the guy lifted my wallet he instantly suffered a broken right wrist, thumb, index and middle finger on his right hand. My son-in-law has the strength of a 60 ton press. Security arrived soon after hearing the screaming and were shown the video. They escorted the would be pick pocket downstairs for some conversation. I bet that dude forgot about his broken bones. I did not have anything in my wallet except my drivers license and pictures of my grand kids. My cash was in a money belt and everything else in the safe in my room. Poor stupid ba$tard.

  • alosso
    21,073 Posts
    Mon, Dec 19 2016 6:55 AM

    Instant Karma!

  • PhilEStein
    1,269 Posts
    Mon, Dec 19 2016 8:51 AM

    Think WGT you mean?

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