drmoose:You are an apparently well educated and travelled individual
Nah, I'm just some hick that can play the Shiznick out "O" dis har bee aaan jo
whon or twi, I get's me one of dem dar, I Piph an knees. So's I strummms it on out, to see how it gunna sound.
Ain't no tang.
Now's youse guts me tah tankin, bout dat dear Banana tang. Eyes is gunna mosey yonda, an do sum cypherin, likes I dooooos.
Banana, cud be duh ansah two dat dear, you knee fieing teeery tang
eyesa gun rite oop wun dem Eee Quaa shuns
Eyes bees bac suuun, wid whun dem, kwon tumm Mee can eye kul, like wrtightins
drmoose: possessed of an intrinsic ( or what some may call an ascerbic ) sense
Taint no need O kallin nahms at meees, I wahhshes in dah rivva whun a munth,jes lyke
evee whun ess...