YankeeJim: The balls wear out. The little graph in the lower right of your screen tells you how much life you have left.
I remember my Ex saying something like that the other day. Ouch!
alosso: You don't pay for balls, you pay for a limited license to use the "balls" software.
See above comment. o.O
mkg335: Sometimes it helps to sacrifice a goat. If that doesn't work, sacrifice your firstborn. If your firstborn happens to be a goat, you might have married below your station.
Youse a funny dude!