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Tue, May 16 2017 5:16 AM (6 replies)
  • pmm711
    5,702 Posts
    Sun, May 14 2017 8:00 PM

    WGT golf if this is how you play in RL...

  • gonfission
    2,244 Posts
    Mon, May 15 2017 3:21 PM

    You might be addicted to WGT...

    If you absolutely have to get your CDP's, no matter what...

  • opyeuclid
    6,710 Posts
    Mon, May 15 2017 3:24 PM

    Hi ,, My name is OPY 

  • mrcaddie
    2,429 Posts
    Mon, May 15 2017 4:07 PM

    gonfission:

    You might be addicted to WGT...

    If you absolutely have to get your CDP's, no matter what...

    Now that's dedication!

    Is there a 12 step program for this addiction?

    MC

     

  • gonfission
    2,244 Posts
    Mon, May 15 2017 4:22 PM

    mrcaddie:
    Is there a 12 step program for this addiction?

     Yes...

    I am currently -4

    I am in "sub addiction", hoping to graduate soon, from the dank cold arena's, to the full blown type.

    Pray for me ;-)

  • craigswan
    31,778 Posts
    Mon, May 15 2017 11:46 PM

    bogey free .

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Tue, May 16 2017 5:16 AM

             Here are the 12 Steps as defined by WGT Anonymous:

    1. We admitted we were powerless over WGT – that our lives had become unmanageable.
    2. Came to believe that  balls equivalent to, or greater than, Nikes could restore us to sanity.
    3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of VEM as we understood it.
    4. Made a searching and fearless  inventory of our equipmant.
    5. Admitted to Icon, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
    6. Were entirely ready to have Mr WGT remove all these defects of character.
    7. Humbly asked VEM to remove our WTFs.
    8. Made a list of persons we had quit on, and became willing to make amends to them all.
    9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would increase our average.
    10. Continued to take equipment inventory and when we were low on balls promptly bought some more.
    11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with VEM as we understood VEM, praying only for knowledge of VEM's will for us and the power to carry that out.
    12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to WGT addicts and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
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