Very creative translations there fellers :) I'm thinkin' we should have another go at this. Okay, this one may be a little tougher.
Here's my take,
We start out with a foursome, one of the guys ( Anubis) has to whiz. Runs to catch up with the others, encounters a dogleg, but, still shoots bird. Gets abducted by aliens causing panic attacks on multiple WGT'ers, Then parties till the cow comes home.
Doc ;)