1. Everyone who thinks the top players cheat by using "ding" programs should get together and pony up some cash. (judging by the number of cheating threads lately, that should work out to $5 apiece or less....)
2. Take a bunch of that cash and book some rooms at a fancy beach resort for a week (preferably between November and April).
3. Send formal invites to Bollox, pluer, Avatar, and a representative sampling of whoever else you think might be cheating. (those 3 names are used solely due to the statements in the original post and/or prior accomplishments....besides, I'm sure they'd probably enjoy the free vacation)
4. Take the rest of the cash and book flights for all those that accept your invites (if anyone says no...I'm available....not that I'm quite in their league yet.....just that I could use a free vacation in winter myself!)
5. Have them play a number of rounds in front of you to prove that yes, they really ARE that good! Have them repeat this every day if necessary (trust me...they can do it)
6. Offer your humble apologies and say that in future, you will identify specific usernames and give examples of cheating that you can prove, and you'll submit that to WGT....instead of posting in the forums and using insinuation to downplay outstanding rounds by players who have undoubtedly already proved to numerous people on here that they really are that good!
Yeah, I know. Crazy thought, right?