Wiger was driving his Astra home when it broke down and stopped outside a small garage.
He went in and asked the old mechanic if he could take a look at it. As they were both leaning over the motor, a golf tee fell from Wiger’s shirt pocket on to the motor cover
. The old mechanic spotted the tee and asked what it was. Wiger said “It’s for resting your balls on whilst driving
.” To which the mechanic replied, “Boy, Vauxhall think of everything!”