A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife" he tells the doctor." when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and I noticed one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough,
there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cows butt. That's when I made my mistake." What did you do?" asks the doctor. Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
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