My favorite story is .... i was looking for a match play game ... and bumped into a Hack ... so i thought ... new player .. i'll be nice and teach him the ropes.
The first thing he says is ... "Hi Lou .... haven't seen you in a while".
A bit stunned .. i looked at his account ... IT WAS HIS FIRST DAY !!!! ....... go figure ....
PS. Don't ask me his name because i don't remember. I just got the hell out of the game ... yes i QUIT !!! Then i laughed for the rest of the night.