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Who has the best Haiku?

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Fri, Jan 26 2018 4:02 PM

  Nature's irony

  Geese honk but don't drive autos

  Honkies eat roadkill

• gonfission 2,247 Posts

  Fri, Jan 26 2018 4:58 PM

  Okay, I nominate that one ^^^ right there, and now, for the best so far. If for nothing else, for the clever use of, ipso facto terminology,

  Effin EH!!

  I miss the 70's, and being called the "H" word. Snowflake just ain't jive enough

  ☢------------------<*{{{{{-(

  Edit:

  @ Champion

  Handle a nail gun long enough, and we all get one, somewhere. I got it right through the palm of my left hand, last summer.

  Put a paper towel, and some duct tape on it, after I pulled it out, and I was good to go.

  Have to get them out as quick as they went in.

  Didn't mean to shiver your timbers, Champ

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• overtheedge 5,885 Posts

  Sat, Jan 27 2018 5:01 AM

  I do not think so

  Delusions of grandeur hmm

  Is tomorrow another day

   

  Re-nailed it!

  _OVERTHEEDGE

   

• overtheedge 5,885 Posts

  Sat, Jan 27 2018 7:59 AM

  mkg335:

  Nature's irony

  Geese honk but don't drive autos

  Honkies eat roadkill

   

  Chuck roast not woodchuck

  Charcoal Briquette barbecue   

  Eggplant is a fruit

• mrcaddie 2,429 Posts

  Sat, Jan 27 2018 10:25 AM

  Edit- I drew outside the lines...my bad.

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Sat, Jan 27 2018 10:43 AM

  Har!  Very good, MrC.

  Just to clarify for those unaware:  Haiku consists of three lines comprised of syllables laid out 5-7-5 and traditionally contains a metaphor or comparison relating to the natural world.  The best ones paint a picture.

  But one has to say that the best ones here evoke a smile and chuckle.

• overtheedge 5,885 Posts

  Sat, Jan 27 2018 1:50 PM

  mkg335:

  The best ones paint a picture.

  Dinner ---->

  overtheedge:

  Chuck roast not woodchuck

  Charcoal Briquette barbecue   

  Eggplant is a vegetable 

• drmoose 3,543 Posts

  Sat, Jan 27 2018 3:01 PM

  Though many have searched,

  Chambers Bay hides its' secrets.

  Come, for it is time.

  Doc :)

  Yep, ya caught me , lol, fish..

• gonfission 2,247 Posts

  Sat, Jan 27 2018 3:10 PM

  you almost had it

  1 toke over the line Doc

  gone home railway line