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I thought you all were good?

• cobaltm 3,961 Posts

  Sun, Jul 17 2011 4:37 AM

  Diamond award for hole in one-100

  Diamond award for double eagle-100

  Bolloxinbruges, 2976 ranked rounds, 19 holes in one, 2 double eagles

  Avatarlee, 1642 ranked rounds, 5 hles in one, 0 double eagles

  Priestess. 2660 ranked rounds, 8 holes in one, 0 double eagles

  YOBAN, 7737 ranked rounds,(not a misprint, 7737) 16 holes in one and 0 double eagles.

  It's 4am and I'm watching the british open here in Salem Oregon and I feel like being a little onery. While I do have several other "bitches" I could '*** about, (50 as low score in ANY tournament etc) i decided to have a little "FUN" with my *** at the expense of some ot this sights greatest and most dedicated players, so here goes.

   

  So, you GOLF GODS, whats up? WGT thinks that you should reach 100 in these catagorires to earn the DIAMOND award. You are some of the best of the best, is this the best you can do?

  Yoban, if my late night math is right, at your current pace you will reach 100 holes in one on your 48,357th ranked round. Better put on another pot of coffee and get busy.

  Bolloxinbruges, again, if my late night math is close you should hit the diamond double eagle award on your 148,800th round. How old are you?

  Forgive me for using you guys as my example but you are the mostest famous golfers that I know on this sight so I couldn't help it. I figure that if I can't beat you, I can pick on you. One can debate the right numbers for holes in one but I think the double eagle numbers should be fairly obvious, 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

  While I'm at it, I am curious as to who has how many of these so if your reading this and can top the reply before you I would appreciate a number

  Hope this is taken as intended and GO TOM WATSON

   

   

• Topcat488 172 Posts

  Sun, Jul 17 2011 6:15 AM

  This is my first post, and will be my last. It seems that even after playing thousands of rounds, its still impossible to be good.  I came from that Mickey Mouse golf game called TWO, but at least it didn't control your hard work and long dedication to the game by a so called VEM. Yeah i first sign up here back in 2010, but only started playing consecutive days about a month ago. I've noticed that my shots are being controlled by something or someone other than me. So, so long fellow golfers, this is not a complaint, cause their are other online golf games out there that i can join. Which is what i'm going to do after i send this post. And i sorely will miss the beautiful realistic graphics here. But will probably save a few days of my life from getting a stroke, literally and in game, from missing a 2ft putt, because thats what WGT wants so that i can be challenged. Topcat488 here, wishing you all happy golfing... And hope ya'll stay out of VEMS way. Peace... This is not good bye, but soooooooo long.

• RRSMYSER 11 Posts

  Sun, Jul 17 2011 8:05 AM

  Very funny, thanks for the nice read...  

  Obviously, not everything at WGT is perfectly thought out!!

  I've played them all, I actually beat Priestess once or twice before she became the BEST female player on the site...

  Choked against both Avatar Lee and BolloxInBruges and got beat down when BB shot a ho hum -7 w/out barely trying...

  Money Talks and BS talks, they are the Best on the Site.

  Tiger please start playing right again or you will be the biggest fall from grace since Bo Jackson...

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Sun, Jul 17 2011 10:04 AM

  "Soytently. Knuck, knuck."  Funny post.  :-D

• FuzzyBallz 179 Posts

  Sun, Jul 17 2011 11:01 AM

  I look at these numbers in AWE, then ponder in thought realizing HOW OLD I AM "there is not enough time" to catch them.

  But did I mention I have a really cool bag wanna see it?

• MBaggese 15,367 Posts

  Sun, Jul 17 2011 12:03 PM

  Funny thing regarding the holes in one..

   

  I believe it was Ben Hogan, who replied to the question:

  "How many holes in one have you made?"

  "Never thought about holes in one, always wanted to put it where I thought I had the best chance to Birdie".

• duffer66 700 Posts

  Sun, Jul 17 2011 2:44 PM

  You know a hole in 1 is a mistake gone good.

• ACEIAM4U 5 Posts

  Mon, Jul 18 2011 7:47 PM

  you are not the only one who has experienced the so called "MYSTERY CONTROLLER". Thought i was the only one.Anyway.....i'm with you ...a two foot putt is hard to miss...(unless you try to)...thanks WGT!!!!!!!!!!!!

• SHRUDE 5,835 Posts

  Tue, Jul 19 2011 3:07 AM

  get Darren Clarke to have a game of WGT then.. ask him to ponder the questions

• WGTicon 12,511 Posts

  Tue, Jul 19 2011 8:27 AM

  Some posts were removed. Please try to stay on topic and be courteous to one another. Heated discussion is fine but personal attacks and thread hijacking is not

  -wgticon