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• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Tue, Mar 2 2021 7:06 PM

  Unit 2  unit 2 come in please .

  #2  here roger 

  unit 2 please see the man at the Pizza shop , code 32,50 pluss tip .

  #2 my 10,20  is east of long drive blvd and 3rd street   ,, 10 , 4 .

  unit 2  please be advised to detoure past the main watter break at the dog leg turn at the cornner of toury pines and Sally sand wedge lane ,

  #2  ETA +/- code 13   ,  ( cop talk for helping a player on the srreet  ) .

  unit 2 roger .

  #2  file a 71*$%*( report for last call   . 

  unit 2 unit 2 come in over .  

  #2 roger 

  unit 2  the perp of the pizza shop made some exrta pie,s , he wishes to pass it on to the boys in blue and hand out slices to them that need it .

  #2 roger that .  picking up a hooker UBBER ride headed that way .

  unit 2 unit 2 , please be idvised your cover has been blowned   , the horse rolled over from the last case .

  #2 hooker dropped , pizza on the way , going under cover after this shift handing out dougents to the homeless .

  Unit 2 ,, Rodger 

   

• Robert1893 7,722 Posts

  Tue, Mar 2 2021 7:23 PM

  HenryKawa:

  I guarantee if you came here and dropped in on me, you would have the time of your life.  I could take you to places you've never gone before and do things you only dreamed of. 

  From Henry's official Uber reviews:

• SimonTheBeetle 3,645 Posts

  Tue, Mar 2 2021 7:43 PM

  Yup... I was just thinking it was about time for Henry to be... "activated" LOL ;-)

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Wed, Mar 3 2021 1:41 AM

  Word of the Day: GRUOP — a collective term for a group of proofreaders .

  

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Wed, Mar 3 2021 1:42 AM

  

• Yiannis1970 3,305 Posts

  Wed, Mar 3 2021 2:39 AM

  HenryKawa:

  I did go to skool you know.  

   

  

   

• HenryKawa 1,725 Posts

  Wed, Mar 3 2021 7:44 AM

  I was not always a food delivery person with UBER.  At one time I had a brilliant career with a Canadian Major Police Agency.  MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT:

  I was a Corporal working Commercial Crimes in the 2002.  The Head of our Department, put out a bulletin that had been sent to all police agencies across Canada about a suspect who had a Canada Wide Warrant.  Suspect was on Canada Most Wanted list for numerous frauds against Canada Post.  He was altering Canada Post Money Orders.  He would purchase a Canada Post money order for $  5.00, then he would alter the money order making it look like a $ 95.00 money order.  He would then go to a local bank and cash the money order for $ 95.00.   This went on for a very long time and did not alarm law enforcement agencies because the amount of fraud in each case was very low.   Agencies did not have time to investigate $90.00 frauds.  But when hundreds of these frauds were eventually reported by Canada Post, police agencies started taking it serious.  Suspect did not stay in one place.  Eventually these Crimes were reported in Halifax, Montreal, Toronto, Winnipeg, Saskatoon, Edmonton, Calgary, and various other cities in Canada.  Soon almost every major police agency in Canada was looking for this suspect.  Photos from the banks were sent of the suspect.   So we even knew what the he looked like. 

  I didn't pay much attention to the bulletin that came to our department because I had other files I was working on and so far we had no reports in our city and even if we did the odds of catching this suspect were so slim, since he seemed to be moving across Canada.  By the time any police service would get the report of fraud that happened in their city the suspect was already gone to another city.   

  One day in 2002, at the end of my shift, I locked my badge and gun in my deck drawer, and was on my way out of the office to go home.  The manager of my unit, stopped me and asked that I stop by the bank and pick up a video the bank manager had of the suspect, who had been in earlier cashing one of the $95.00 Canada Post Money Orders.   So on my way home, I stopped at the bank asked for the manager.  She approached me and when I asked for the video she responded "HE'S HERE RIGHT NOW".   He had returned to cash another money order.   I was standing in the bank, looking at this suspect who was being sought by every police agency in Canada (Canada Wide Warrant), and I was alone, no gun, no badge, no radio to call for assistance.  I had no time to wait and request the manager call in or wait for back up - he was heading for the door.   I quickly approached the suspect, verbally identified myself as a police officer and advised the suspect he was under arrest.   Knowing that I had no back up, I said "if you are going to fight, lets get it over with right now".   He said no.    I led the suspect (no handcuffs), to my personal little K Car, put him in the front seat and made him put the seat belt on.  Then drove to the sally port of out police office.  I escorted the suspect into our detention unit and finally knew WE GOT HIM!  I called my manager, and told him to come down to cells.  He said what do you have there Henry - are you playing some kind of prank?  I was kind of known as a prankster.   He did come down and when he saw the suspect sitting on the bench, his eyes nearly bulged out of his head.  LOL.  

  True story.  I have a copy of the file at home.

• garyk49 2,331 Posts

  Wed, Mar 3 2021 11:48 AM

  Robert1893:

  HenryKawa:

  I guarantee if you came here and dropped in on me, you would have the time of your life.  I could take you to places you've never gone before and do things you only dreamed of. 

  From Henry's official Uber reviews:

  Outstanding movie and song....Nobody puts baby in a corner.

   

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Wed, Mar 3 2021 12:22 PM

  My review on henry .

  Cracking pizza kawa .

  I think you might be my new favourite ever .

  That new nutella pizza was awesome .

  But you pushed my order time back 20 minutes then delivered 30 minutes early .

  Didn't have the cutlery laid out .

  11 out of ten . You guys are the best .

  Except i asked for fanta and got tangoed .

  

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Wed, Mar 3 2021 5:29 PM

  Yiannis1970:

  HenryKawa:

  I did go to skool you know.  

   

  

   

  some of the coruses avaliable .

  room 302 is Dr Nancy lier, with story telling and the propper way to streach and reach .

  in room 501 is John Teller on the subject of moot .

  in the parcking lot we offer driving lessons 1 and 2 ,  lesson 1 is the differance between driving like a azz hole and a mad man , lesson 2 is how to turn your new driving skills into $ picking up a pizza and wings with a side of slaw from lueweddges pasta and more cutting across town picking up a hooker Ubber ride , stopping at bobs BBQ for short ribbs and tator salded and beans , then drop all of them off with out eating any of them .

  Numbers with Ms Windy Shortcut and how fudge your books or score card to make you look like a winner .

  The art department run by Roger and his brother Roger offers finger painting and paint by numbers , advanced class mooves on to crayons , 

  Spelling for dummies and not carring as your point was made in room 714 with Mr Buzz On .

  Doc Iey Care with the class on how to come out of your shell and make a friend . ( this class will cost you extra coins that are nonrefundrbled . ) rezults will varry .

  Trolling with OPY . This class is not fore every one ,  Please dont enroll if your not going to take gifting 101 !

  Gifting 101 , This classis for them that want in one way or a nother 

  Gifting 102 , This " Class "  we do not teach . you have it or not .

  Xplorables with Team Yancy , with the one and only you have to search for the findings , the truth is out there ,

  Graffts by Scott with all the info , this class has numbers and colers from the rainbow to gide you on your trip .