drmoose: What an unbelievable coincidence ! My story is almost identical, Bubbs, except I've only been playin' 207 years, when the Spanish inquisition impounded my computer on suspicion of witchcraft ( as they couldn't accept my ding rate ), an' since then I've been playin' on a custom setup made from Silly Putty an' Doritos. Dip a few o' them in my manhattens an' I probably am the most bestest player of all time too ! We really should get a match together an' we could even invite Henry, or not.
As soon as do done get my time machine patented will sort that. I am dealing with less intelligence who think I am bonkers...........
Nancy1959: Henry, it makes you look like you have more than a few marbles loose when you say that you are smarter than God. That is not only unintelligent, but it is also somewhat insane (and offensive).
I think the great one said he was one whole step down. Very humble for someone a crotchet short of a quaver:)