Can't wait to see the results of this. I'm thinking somewhere along the line of:
My wife and I got food poisoning at a taco joint last night.
I got a flat tire.
The rental car was stolen.
I thought you meant on WGT, I was green and you never showed up.
There was a murder at my Quality Inn last night and the Arizona State Police asked me to help them solve the case.
I slipped on a banana peel at the buffet this morning and sprained my left testicle.