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Best WGT Player of all Time!

• bubbsboy 6,879 Posts

  Sat, Jan 12 2019 2:54 PM

  Do not look at my stats as wgt have a vendetta against me and they falsefyeristic my records  but I am the best player that's ever lived.

  I have no sand save stats as I've never been in a bunker in the 252 years I've played the game.

  My GIR is 100 %

  My average distance to pin is 0.1 feet.

  I have played 25 000 ranked rounds and have eagled every hole bar one.

  That hole was the 10th at Congo. ..the 980 yard par 4 . I was unfortunate as just upon putting , the roof of my house blew off  and my laptop was sucked into a black hole. I lipped my eagle putt but clung on dearly to sink the birdie putt before releasing my grasp on my aforementioned    laptop.

  Having no laptop since then I have took to using my microwave and a mouse made up of sticky backed plastic and onion rings.

  I know...I know....don't believe me if you so wish. I'm fine as I accept the world is full of doubters.

   

   

• ct690911 7,205 Posts

  Sat, Jan 12 2019 3:12 PM

  bubbsboy:

  Do not look at my stats as wgt have a vendetta against me and they falsefyeristic my records  but I am the best player that's ever lived.

  I have no sand save stats as I've never been in a bunker in the 252 years I've played the game.

  My GIR is 100 %

  My average distance to pin is 0.1 feet.

  I have played 25 000 ranked rounds and have eagled every hole bar one.

  That hole was the 10th at Congo. ..the 980 yard par 4 . I was unfortunate as just upon putting , the roof of my house blew off  and my laptop was sucked into a black hole. I lipped my eagle putt but clung on dearly to sink the birdie putt before releasing my grasp on my aforementioned    laptop.

  Having no laptop since then I have took to using my microwave and a mouse made up of sticky backed plastic and onion rings.

  I know...I know....don't believe me if you so wish. I'm fine as I accept the world is full of doubters.

  Let me guess...you are also a senior ex-copper and a self made millionaire?

   

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Sat, Jan 12 2019 3:13 PM

  bubbsboy:

  I know...I know....don't believe me if you so wish. I'm fine as I accept the world is full of doubters.

  Friend Invite sent 

  OPY

• HenryKawa 1,725 Posts

  Sat, Jan 12 2019 3:50 PM

  opyeuclid:

  bubbsboy:

  I know...I know....don't believe me if you so wish. I'm fine as I accept the world is full of doubters.

  Friend Invite sent 

  OPY

  Sorry OPY, it didn't come through.  Send it again.  Thank you.

• HenryKawa 1,725 Posts

  Sat, Jan 12 2019 3:52 PM

  Bubbles, you are fun, fun, FUNNY!   I enjoyed that.  Thank you for contributing to my thread.

• HenryKawa 1,725 Posts

  Sat, Jan 12 2019 4:17 PM

  HenryKawa:

  Bubbles, you are fun, fun, FUNNY!   I enjoyed that.  Thank you for contributing to my thread.

  I hope you don't mind me using your nick name Bubbles?  I also have photos of you.  If anyone wants to see, just google "Trailer Park Boys bubbles" and go to Images.   Nice photos of bubbles from the famous tv show:  Trailer Park Boys ( Best TV Show of all time)   LOL.

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Sat, Jan 12 2019 4:36 PM

  HenryKawa:

  opyeuclid:

  bubbsboy:

  I know...I know....don't believe me if you so wish. I'm fine as I accept the world is full of doubters.

  Friend Invite sent 

  OPY

  Sorry OPY, it didn't come through.  Send it again.  Thank you.

     Sorry Henry ,, I have never sent you a friends request and that is the truth 

   

• craigswan 31,837 Posts

  Sun, Jan 13 2019 3:13 AM

  The Guinness Book of Records is showing a lot of interest in this thread .

• craigswan 31,837 Posts

  Sun, Jan 13 2019 3:20 AM

  I have heard on good authority that henry has left his entire  fortune to 70 strangers on wgt  whose names were picked at random from his friend's list .

  Join up quick .

• drmoose 3,543 Posts

  Sun, Jan 13 2019 12:36 PM

  bubbsboy:

  Do not look at my stats as wgt have a vendetta against me and they falsefyeristic my records  but I am the best player that's ever lived.

  I have no sand save stats as I've never been in a bunker in the 252 years I've played the game.

  My GIR is 100 %

  My average distance to pin is 0.1 feet.

  I have played 25 000 ranked rounds and have eagled every hole bar one.

  That hole was the 10th at Congo. ..the 980 yard par 4 . I was unfortunate as just upon putting , the roof of my house blew off  and my laptop was sucked into a black hole. I lipped my eagle putt but clung on dearly to sink the birdie putt before releasing my grasp on my aforementioned    laptop.

  Having no laptop since then I have took to using my microwave and a mouse made up of sticky backed plastic and onion rings.

  I know...I know....don't believe me if you so wish. I'm fine as I accept the world is full of doubters.

   

   

   What an unbelievable coincidence ! My story is almost identical, Bubbs, except I've only been playin' 207 years, when the Spanish inquisition impounded my computer on suspicion of witchcraft ( as they couldn't accept my ding rate ), an' since then I've been playin' on a custom setup made from Silly Putty an' Doritos. Dip a few o' them in my manhattens an' I probably am the most bestest player of all time too ! We really should get a match together an' we could even invite Henry, or not.

  Doc :)