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WGT AND TOP GOLF ANNOUNCEMENT .

• craigswan 31,545 Posts

  Mon, Apr 1 2019 6:30 AM

  Top golf and wgt last night held a news conference on fox tv sport's channel .

  They indicated a major change to our golf game .

  They are to eliminate all restrictions on equipment meaning the number of clubs in your bag will no longer be limited to 14 . We feel it is time to join the 21st century wgt champion commented .

  This announcement has been questioned by some tour champions as calloway golf recented donated 20 million dollars into the wgt coffers. A bribe is suspected .

  Wgt's thinking on this is that if players elect to put too many clubs in their bag - finding them too heavy - wgt can then sell or rent out golf carts as another steady source of income .

   

• bubbsboy 6,879 Posts

  Mon, Apr 1 2019 6:55 AM

  

• TopShelf2010 10,899 Posts

  Mon, Apr 1 2019 7:23 AM

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• hpurey 11,505 Posts

  Mon, Apr 1 2019 7:24 AM

  TopShelf2010:

  I cannot find the story.

  If you have the time, can you find and post the link.

   

  What's today?  LOL

• Bowl64 3,119 Posts

  Mon, Apr 1 2019 7:30 AM

  Hahahahaha, April 1:st maybe Don...;-)

   

  Bjorn

• DAZZA501 5,972 Posts

  Mon, Apr 1 2019 7:35 AM

  Came here looking for April fools jokes and just knew it would be Craig...lol

• Robert1893 7,712 Posts

  Mon, Apr 1 2019 7:45 AM

  craigswan:

  Top golf and wgt last night held a news conference on fox tv sport's channel .

  They indicated a major change to our golf game .

  They are to eliminate all restrictions on equipment meaning the number of clubs in your bag will no longer be limited to 14 . We feel it is time to join the 21st century wgt champion commented .

  This announcement has been questioned by some tour champions as calloway golf recented donated 20 million dollars into the wgt coffers. A bribe is suspected .

  Wgt's thinking on this is that if players elect to put too many clubs in their bag - finding them too heavy - wgt can then sell or rent out golf carts as another steady source of income . 

  8/10

   

• SeabrookFlash 463 Posts

  Mon, Apr 1 2019 8:08 AM

  And I also heard that we would be getting Augusta National to play on PC.

  Happy April Fools  Day to all

• drmoose 3,538 Posts

  Mon, Apr 1 2019 9:19 AM

   Dancin' a pretty fine line around the ol' T&C's here, Craig, but, ya had me for about the 1st paragraph, lol.

  Doc :)

• craigswan 31,545 Posts

  Mon, Apr 1 2019 11:32 AM

  A new performance shampoo formulated with a balata base and including ingredients fescue seed , california sensimilla and gunga galunga promises to add 13 yards to the drives of  golfers here on wgt .

  You must use it once a day for 2 weeks for best results .

  The product works by refracting sunlight or house dwelling electric light , air currents and static electricity off your hair and focussing it behind the club head at the top of your swing to deliver more power on impact .