tiffer67:
You'll be quite safe there, SM isn't gay although he did tell me his boyfriend was.......
Ahhh, Laddie, laddie, laddie....You could have slapped John Wayne in the kisser, given Steve McQueen a wet willy, mooned Sylvester Stallone, asked Clint Eastwood to slow dance, pinched Samuel L Jackson on the bum, played show tunes for Sean Connery, but nooo, you chose to get cheeky with me of all people !!
I now need to tell these fine people about that night we went out to that pub that served Haggis, "The Gag N Hork"
A cowboy burst into the pub and said to the bartender, ''I am so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a bull's nuts.''
And you Tiffer, sitting in the corner of the bar suddenly yelled out ''Mooooooooooo!''
SM