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• rmpor 71 Posts

  Wed, Aug 31 2011 6:17 PM

  Golfer: I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.

  Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?

  Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?

  Caddy: Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.

  Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?

  Caddy: Eventually

  Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!

  Caddy: I don't think so sir, that would be too much of a coincidence.

  Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time.

  Caddy: It's not a watch it's a compass.

  Golfer: How do you like my game?

  Caddy: Very good sir, but I prefer golf.

  Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?

  Caddy: The way you play, it's a sin any day.

  Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on.

  Caddy. This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.

  Golfer: This can't be my ball, it's too old.

  Caddy: Its been a long time since we teed off sir

• frappefort 3,994 Posts

  Thu, Sep 1 2011 9:20 AM

  LOL funny funny ,,,you put a smile on my face rmpor

• clubbag 12 Posts

  Thu, Sep 8 2011 6:17 PM

  I think those were great

• sykco 106 Posts

  Fri, Sep 9 2011 5:46 AM

  Those were funny and very true. I've had a  few of those moments myself being a caddie. It's crazy the things you hear from golfers. Especially the ones that never golf that think they now everything about golf. I'll add my two cents on what I think:

  It's Called Golf

  • In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. 
  • The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.
  • Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players! 
  • Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
  • The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
  • There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly ... or start cheating.
  • An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice ... once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.
  • Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.
  • Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
  • Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with frequent disappointments. 
  • There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
  • Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.