HACK
Where it all begins. Level one to around level nine. During this time your frustration level will be tested to breaking point to prepare you for the next tier.
AMATEUR
Trained, ready, confident, you will play beyond expectation to about level 17 to 20. During this time your frustration level will be tested to breaking point to prepare you for the next tier.
PRO
Where past games give you the skill to attempt daring feats against your peers. The fun maxxes out at level 25/26. During this time your frustration level will be tested to breaking point to prepare you for the next tier.
TOUR PRO
You discover an alternative to orgasm, and no longer need to fake them. Only lasts mere seconds however to level 40 where it stops abruptly and you seek comfort in the fridge. During this time your frustration level will be tested to breaking point to prepare you for the next tier.
MASTER
The mysteries of the game become apparent, but remain steadfastly unsolved. Can be taken to level 96 given enough years left. During this time your frustration level will be tested to breaking point to prepare you for the next tier.
TOUR MASTER
You reach a plateau beyond which only Legends are qualified to frighten you with stories about how much harder the game becomes - soon. During this time your frustration level will be tested to breaking point to prepare you for the next tier.
LEGEND
Forget the golf. That's what the other tiers are for. You must now learn a new vocabulary which includes phrases such as " HA! car park tees" " BAH! car park tees" "MEHH! car park tees" . During this time your frustration level will increase beyond all known exponentials.
Lizzie xx
( Thanks for the "In" there Ike )