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• gherkinhead1 246 Posts

  Wed, Dec 15 2021 11:03 PM

  Jimmy promised me a game last month and I am still waiting.

  Why?

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

• HamdenPro 2,483 Posts

  Thu, Dec 16 2021 9:45 AM

  gherkinhead1:

  Why?

  Hi, remember me. We were friends before but I deleted you because you never invited me to any games...

  Anyway, I googled your question ("Why Jimmy did not play?) and I believe I found your answer:

  Question is, "why did Jimmy not play?"

  ANSWER: The WGT may have lost another top superstar due to injury. On Friday, Jimmy appeared to have suffered a non-contact injury to his right knee. He left the game because he was unable to put any pressure on his right leg and needed assistance getting back to the club house.

  So, unlike me, he has not abandoned you, he is injured. Give him time.

• SamSpayed 5,010 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2021 8:38 AM

  HamdenPro:

  So, unlike me, he has not abandoned you, he is injured. Give him time.

  Are you sure Jimmy wasn't abducted by aliens on Chambers Bay?  That would also explain it... and it wouldn't show up on a Google search, because obviously the aliens are in cahoots with Google.

• HamdenPro 2,483 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2021 2:20 PM

  SamSpayed:

  Are you sure Jimmy wasn't abducted by aliens on Chambers Bay?

  If the last friend he made, before disappearing was YancyCan, you could be right.

• DodgyPutter 4,690 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2021 2:44 PM

  HamdenPro:

  Question is, "why did Jimmy not play?"

  ANSWER: The WGT may have lost another top superstar due to injury. On Friday, Jimmy appeared to have suffered a non-contact injury to his right knee.

  That's not the story I got when I searched on Bing.

  After initial reports that Jimmy had tweaked a calf, the same injury that saw him break down in 2019 his team were quick to set the record straight.

  “Jimmy is fit to play, and is not carrying an injury,” said a statement. “With five games in six days the plan was to get him ready for the second one. 

  Those sentiments were echoed by team-mate Bos Juttler, who said: “Jimmy’s not going to play but he is fit. It’s obviously a very long series and we want a guy like that to be available to play as much of a part as possible. It’s just a precaution, it’s an incredibly long series ahead and we’re making sure we play it safe.”

• HamdenPro 2,483 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2021 3:19 PM

  DodgyPutter:

  Jimmy is fit to play, and is not carrying an injury

  Hmmm, obviously a different Jimmy.

  However, assuming you are correct, and it is the same Jimmy, then I guess the reason Jimmy does not play with the pickle is he does not like him? Whoa......that is enough to sour anyone.

• DodgyPutter 4,690 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2021 3:26 PM

  HamdenPro:

  However, assuming you are correct, and it is the same Jimmy, then I guess the reason Jimmy does not play with the pickle is he does not like him? Whoa......that is enough to sour anyone.

  All this he is....he isn't...... injured; I reckon Jimmy is scared that the pickle would take sweet revenge for his controversial defeat last time.

• PureGro1 1,656 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2021 4:16 PM

  SamSpayed:

  cahoots

  Bonus points for using "Cahoots" in a sentence!

• HamdenPro 2,483 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2021 6:26 PM

  PureGro1:

  Bonus points for using "Cahoots" in a sentence

  OMG!!! That is so typical male, giving him bonus points because he is using a Dictionary. He is obviously looking at C words, just the other day he used the word Cudgels. 

  I mean, like, who talks like that, let alone type. It just sounds so, so, well British!!

  Ahem, and the pipe...

  I REST MY CASE!