Now, now, children, please be nice!
If I could give you some advice,
I'd say check out Mizuno's 3
It's always worked quite well for me
Forgiveness on it's 5.5
Which means your ball should still arrive
On most Par 5s at center green -
The most forgiving wood I've seen
It's also High trajectory
For clearing obstacles you see
Like greenside bunkers, fairway bumps,
And Par 3 greens with slopes and humps
If this sounds good to you, I'd say
Go try it out next Rental Day
I think you'll find it's worth a shot
To see if it works for you or not