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Tue, Nov 5 2024 8:50 AM (1,193 replies)
  • HamdenPro
    2,487 Posts
    Sun, Aug 28 2022 11:36 AM

    I was playing with a friend last night and he said something that reminded me of something my father would say when he would take me and my 2 brothers golfing at his club, Indian Springs Country Club (when we lived in Maryland).

    I was thinking of starting a new thread called: WHAT DAD SAID.  If interested, we can do it here, or someone can start a new thread. CRAIG, feel free to join in, but please, no memes - LOL.

    I will start, here are some things my father would say to me, I saved my favorite for last:

    1.  Just keep it in the fairway;

    2.  Hurry up;

    3.  Christ, just pick it up; and

    4.  Please, just stay in the cart.

  • pmm711
    5,709 Posts
    Sun, Aug 28 2022 12:12 PM

    ^^^^ Don't forget our mothers...

    "You want something to cry about?  I'll give you something to cry about."

  • pmm711
    5,709 Posts
    Sun, Aug 28 2022 12:12 PM

    HamdenPro:

    3.  Christ, just pick it up; and

    4.  Please, just stay in the cart.

    LMFAO

    #4 is classic 😂

  • hambonez760
    9 Posts
    Sun, Aug 28 2022 12:36 PM

    favorite 1st

    1. what the hell is the matter with you

    2. keep your head down

    3 don't ever let your mother hear you say that

    4. now im going to kick your ass!

  • gonfission
    2,246 Posts
    Sun, Aug 28 2022 12:49 PM

    Ah, yes, the good stuff ..............

    My Dad can't be quoated in here

    His vernacular was slightly course........

    WTF are you doing

    This fairway dumb ****

    Your a four-some with us, not a two-some with her moron. Was I though.............

    I couldn't clean anything else up. This is where a twisted sense of humor is cultivated

    If you're lucky

  • callaghan159
    6,362 Posts
    Sun, Aug 28 2022 1:54 PM

    Dumb azz...lol

     

  • ScottHope
    10,443 Posts
    Sun, Aug 28 2022 2:17 PM

    As a young kid being washed in the bath by mum, I had to do my bits myself, and they were referred to by mum as, "your how do you do's", lol.

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  • pmm711
    5,709 Posts
    Sun, Aug 28 2022 3:27 PM
    ^^^^^ OOPS 🛁🫧🧼🍆🔮🔮
  • Cicero733
    2,312 Posts
    Sun, Aug 28 2022 3:49 PM

    “Don’t let the door hit you in the a$$ on your way out”

    On the golf course - “That was one he!! of a poke. Whadda you do, pick it up and throw it?”

  • HamdenPro
    2,487 Posts
    Sun, Aug 28 2022 4:28 PM

    "Deleted"

    It is ok Scott, you are allowed to say "bits". The rest was a head scratcher. LMAO, Must be a British thing.

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