LMAO. and a brilliant festive Enquirer edition.
My favorite is the driving range - I used to practice a lot at a course in Hong Kong - Discovery Bay Golf Club, where you would hit floating balls into a lake. The balls were then scooped up by an old guy in a tinnie (aluminum boat).
You would keep hitting with him rowing around - hit the boat and a horrendous sound rang out - followed by an irate staff member swearing in Cantonese (my Cantonese was limited to expletives).
And before the health and safety advocates start complaining, he did wear a hard wide brimmed hat - for HK that was quite progressive considering the builders playing Tarzan on bamboo scaffold 100 floors up.