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• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Sat, Sep 14 2024 5:31 PM

  Giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people. ... Especially carrying a 9 iron .

• Luciano18 317 Posts

  Sun, Sep 15 2024 5:15 AM

  craigswan:

  Giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people. ... Especially carrying a 9 iron .

  That's why they want to be holding a 1-iron 😊

  Apparently even God cannnot hit a 1-iron 

  *I'm sure it's before him but I heard this attributed to Lee Trevino 

   

   

   

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Sun, Sep 15 2024 7:10 AM

  What is 'the triangle of death'? This is an area in the centre of your face, referring to what is called the nasolabial triangle, extending from the bridge of your nose down to your upper lip - a hotspot for breakouts and blackheads to show up.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Sun, Sep 15 2024 5:51 PM

  Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Mon, Sep 16 2024 6:40 AM

  Politicians use simpler language on hot days. Still do not eat the geese .

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Mon, Sep 16 2024 6:48 AM

  Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water. ..

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Tue, Sep 17 2024 7:07 AM

  How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Wed, Sep 18 2024 6:37 AM

  OCD is a mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours . ----- Like playing wgt perhaps .

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Wed, Sep 18 2024 6:40 AM

  If you take a trip to the world's largest furniture retailer and premier hide and seek location you might end up wondering exactly what it is you're buying. You don't want to get your LOMMARP and your LOMVIKEN mixed up as one's a cabinet and the other is a picture frame. Mistake a DRÖMSLOTT for DRÖNJÖNS and you'll be mixing up IKEA's bedding selections with their letter trays and desk organiser range. The names are both confusing and yet somehow fitting. ----- They are all places in Sweden .

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Wed, Sep 18 2024 5:23 PM

  Did You Know The Average Person Has 5-15 Pounds Of Stuck Poop In Their Gut? This rotting mass of waste not only causes headaches, fatigue, achy joints, and unexplained weight gain, but it also contributes to leaky gut. Even more alarming is the rising incidence of colon disease, now affecting over a hundred thousand men and women in America alone. “When you’re constipated for days or even weeks, that toxic poop doesn’t just sit around rotting in your intestines,” warns top New York City gut doctor Gina Sam, M.D., MPH. “It can leak into your bloodstream too.”