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Sun, Nov 24 2024 12:08 PM (1,667 replies)
  • craigswan
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    Fri, Nov 1 2024 4:45 AM
    Science explains one of Jesus Christ's greatest miracles may have actually been real . --------- Researchers from Kinneret Limnological Laboratory have been studying the Sea of Galilee and found a layer of colder water that is depleted in oxygen. Wind and waves can cause this deeper layer of water to rise, and fish can't get out of it, and this oxygen-depleted water also kills them. If this happens, then you can get lots of dead fish very quickly, and they'd be incredibly easy to scoop up in a net in the event that your pal Jesus suggests you have one last attempt to catch something. Researchers found that these 'fish-kill events' happen around the same spot on the Sea of Galilee where Jesus performed his two aforementioned miracles, which could help explain why him and the apostles were suddenly able to make a great catch.
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    Fri, Nov 1 2024 4:50 AM
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  • ozysouthpaw
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    Fri, Nov 1 2024 4:05 PM

    craigswan:
    and they'd be incredibly easy to scoop up in a net

    With my fishing luck there would be a hole in the bottom of the net ...... (insert facepalm here)

    Cheers.

    Mike.

  • craigswan
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    Sat, Nov 2 2024 4:45 AM
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    Sat, Nov 2 2024 4:47 AM
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  • craigswan
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    Sat, Nov 2 2024 4:58 AM
    A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, "I'm sorry, Duck. We're a bar, and so we have wine and beer and mixed drinks. But no grapes." The duck is sad, and leaves the bar. The next night, the duck comes back into the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, "No, Duck, I told you last night. We don't have any grapes! And if you come back in here tomorrow night asking for grapes, I will nail your beak to the bar!" The duck hops down off the bar and runs out the door. The next night, the bartender is waiting for the duck to come back in, and sure enough, he does. The bartender grits his teeth as the duck asks, "Do you have a hammer?" The bartender explodes. "What? No, of course I don't have a hammer!" So the duck says, "Do you have any grapes?"
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  • craigswan
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    Sun, Nov 3 2024 1:22 PM

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