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Who will have the last word .

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Tue, Nov 7 2023 9:37 AM

  When any one asks me how I can best describe my experiences of nearly forty years at sea I merely say ‘uneventful’. EDWARD JOHN SMITH, TITANIC’S CAPTAIN (1907)

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Tue, Nov 7 2023 10:07 AM

  15% of Americans own no books, and 20% own fewer than 10. I have one . My daughter in law just wrote one about american black history . Details if you want . She will sign them for nothing . LOL .

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Tue, Nov 7 2023 10:11 AM

  How to get rid of 'The Yellow Pillow' that all men have . NAPISAN.

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Tue, Nov 7 2023 10:16 AM

  Glastonbury headliner for next year is MADONNA .

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Tue, Nov 7 2023 10:19 AM

  Wilf Ferrel turns down £24 million to make Elf 2 .

• gonfission 2,246 Posts

  Tue, Nov 7 2023 4:24 PM

  good deal

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Wed, Nov 8 2023 3:05 AM

  Every vision is a joke until man accomplishes it. . Then it becomes common place .

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Wed, Nov 8 2023 3:09 AM

  People horrified by what will happen to your body if Earth loses oxygen for just five seconds .

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Wed, Nov 8 2023 3:11 AM

  You would get a suntan , all combustion engines would stop .

• craigswan 31,824 Posts

  Wed, Nov 8 2023 3:13 AM

  All unwelded metal would instantly bond together .