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Who will have the last word .

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Wed, Mar 13 2024 6:54 AM

  If everything is going your way, you're probably driving in the wrong lane.

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Wed, Mar 13 2024 6:58 AM

  Native American 10 Commandments - Remain close to the Great Spirit. Show great respect for your fellow beings. Give assistance and kindness wherever needed. Be truthful and honest at all times. Do what you know to be right. Look after the well being of mind and body. Treat the earth and all that dwell there on with respect. Take full responsibility for your actions. Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater good. Work together for the benefit of all man kind. - Bird Clan of East Central Alabama

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Wed, Mar 13 2024 6:13 PM

  Any person capable of angering you becomes your master .

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Wed, Mar 13 2024 6:18 PM

  Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards. - Golf is like that .

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Thu, Mar 14 2024 7:12 AM

  Word of the Day: STRACKLE-BRAINED - someone who can’t do anything without it going wrong.

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Thu, Mar 14 2024 7:15 AM

  The average golfer knows if they want to buy a new club within 27 minutes of hitting the range, whereas it takes 88 minutes to choose a sofa.

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Thu, Mar 14 2024 7:19 AM

  Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Thu, Mar 14 2024 7:20 AM

  Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours.

• craigswan 31,826 Posts

  Thu, Mar 14 2024 7:22 AM

  A one-story house has everything colored yellow. Yellow carpet, yellow wallpaper, yellow doors, yellow appliances, and yellow furniture. What colour are the stairs?

• ozysouthpaw 3,005 Posts

  Fri, Mar 15 2024 1:38 AM

  craigswan:

  What colour are the stairs?

  There shouldn't be any unless the house has a basement/cellar/wine cellar?