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Mon, Jan 6 2025 6:52 AM (1,849 replies)
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  • gonfission
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    Fri, Jan 3 2025 3:57 PM

    April 13   2029

    Asteroid Apophis will have its way with the Earth. They say it will be a close call. 20,000 miles from earth center

    Now, they really can't come out & say when Armagedón will take place for the fear instilled in uncontrolled adults to take to the streets, committing heinous acts of violence.

    It is an early warning system for the informed. It can be seen on the eastern hemisphere without the need of binoculars 

    It shall be so close as to most likely smash satellites in geosynchronous orbit, but you won't hear that from anyone either. All spy stuff we peons shouldn't know about

    Better get some before Apophis comes calling 

    The way things are going, the U.S. will be kaput before 2029 anyway

    May I offer you a kazoo too take with you in these turbulent times as you enter into the void?

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  • craigswan
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