MioKontic:
I just have a few more questions now that I've had time to think about it.
- How much does it pay?
- If I can put it on my CV then maybe I could go up to 50 sleeves?
- Would I get a uniform?
- How much does it pay?
- And the badge, it is a genuine original or just some cheap plastic immitation?
- How much does it pay?
- Do you provide the bulletproof vest? And what about a truncheon?
And just one last question, how much does it pay?
Y'know, I've always been good, never done anything wrong.
Lets start with the good news, shall we?
First, please realize, no brownie points for "bullets points", you only get coins.
Ok, then...
You most certainly can put this on your CV (or Resume'). Most informed, potential, employers will see it as a sign of good managerial skills as well as logical reasoning, the ability to make rash decisions quickly and the willingness to take risk. You can also place it under the heading of hobbies, along with self flagellation (something IAMNICK would consider as reading the forum threads and, I have to admit, he is not always wrong on that point).
There is no official uniform or dress code. We suggest wearing something comfortable and flame retardant as well as good protection of various virus and assorted chemicals of varying toxicidity, something like this:
The badge; Once you enter the program, you will be issued a badge which proudly shows you to be a member of the WGT Junior Moderator Program (JMP). This is a highly coveted item, each one being carefully created using authentic faux aluminum. You have your choice of avatar, male, female, or any combination of the two, in addition to our standard models - Alien (a grey, of course), a cat (Nico's favorite), an Antelope (for no reason at all), or a grumpy man (you know who's favorite).
Bullet proof vest: not required, but highly recommended. For now, you would have to provide your own if you choose to wear one. Once the bogey glitch is fixed, there may be a few styles available in the Pro-Shop. Something we are working on but have not worked out the glitches yet. So far, none of them are actually bullet proof, but they make great sweaters.
Finally, the pay - This is the number one concern of most of our applicants. You do receive a very generous stipend. However, after deducting the cost of training materials, cost of providing "real life" in forum expeditions as well as insurance, it will end up costing you only 1 sleeve per week. That's right!!! Only 52 sleeves for 1 year. If you prefer to pay in advance, it would be 48 sleeves!!! That is a whopping savings of 4 sleeves!!
I hate to add this last part, as it always is the deal breaker, but basic human decency requires it:
AS A TRAINEE, YOU SHALL BE REQUIRED TO READ PORTIONS OF "THE LAST WORD". PLEASE NOTE, WGT, AS WELL AS THE JUNIOR MODERATION PROGRAM (JMP) DISAVOWS ALL LIABILITY, INCLUDING SEVERE MENTAL ANQUISH AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS WHICH MAY BE CAUSED BY LONG (AW, HECK, SHORT TERM AS WELL) EXPOSURE TO "THE LAST WORD". ANYONE ENTERING "THE LAST WORD" THREAD, DOES SO AT THEIR OWN RISK.
EDIT: A "truncheon"? OMG, can't you blokes just say a "club"? For crying out loud, I had to go and look that up. Not a good start for a plebe (you can look that up). In all seriousness, we at the Junior Moderator Program frown upon the use of violence. However, you will be trained, and shall become proficient in the safe, and proper, use of the "BAN" button. Actually, that one is my favorite. Not well received, but fun to use.