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An Update From Heaven From The Dude

Sun, Jan 19 2025 1:20 PM (14 replies)
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  • AlbertCamus2024
    14 Posts
    Sat, Jan 11 2025 9:10 AM

    Apologies, man, if you're not into the brevity thing, but I'm keeping this brief.

    I died September 9, 2019. 

    And, now, I'm in heaven.

    The Dude abides...

    I know what you're thinking: how does the Dude know he's in "heaven"?

    Because, first, I haven't seen Richard Nixon here despite looking for him for what feels like an eternity. 

    And, second, there's my three favorite things in the Universe here: bowling, White Russians, and , my new obsession, WGT golf.

    For all of you worried about what happens after you die, don't worry. The first thing that happens is you see a bright light. You walk toward it and a guy with a beard, that looks a lot like Morgan Freeman, welcomes you and gives you an ID card (kind of like the value card I had from Ralph's Supermarket.) It has your name, DOA, Date of Arrival, (they're funny here, they don't say "death"--they say "arrived"), and a swipe thing on the back to get you into what ever amusements you choose.

    I'll check back later, but remember, life only begins after you arrive. 

    Peace,

    The Dude

     

  • AlbertCamus2024
    14 Posts
    Wed, Jan 15 2025 9:27 AM

    Dude here.

    Yeah, man, one question I got was about living quarters in heaven. 

    Where does the Dude live off world?

    It's a great question. I spend most of the time at the bowling center, but I do have a home.

    Home is the same apartment I had in LA, but I don't have any rent, man. 

    And that's heaven, for sure. 

    The rug still ties the room together, if you're wondering. 

    Hit it straight, let the ding, ring, man. See you on the back nine.

    Cheers,

    The Dude 

  • SimonTheBeetle
    3,663 Posts
    Wed, Jan 15 2025 6:25 PM

    Are you acting like this because of the sunlight too?

     

  • callaghan159
    6,411 Posts
    Thu, Jan 16 2025 1:15 AM

    Someone smoking the best green leafy substance available.

  • AlbertCamus2024
    14 Posts
    Thu, Jan 16 2025 6:20 AM

    Only the best, man. I'm all about puff. Cheers, Dude

  • AlbertCamus2024
    14 Posts
    Thu, Jan 16 2025 6:21 AM

    Acting?

  • SimonTheBeetle
    3,663 Posts
    Thu, Jan 16 2025 9:03 AM

    callaghan159:

    Someone smoking the best green leafy substance available.

    Hope he stocked up 'cause the price might be going up by 25% pretty soon! Oh, wait, my bad! Forgot it’s only legal here in the 51st state. 😉

  • callaghan159
    6,411 Posts
    Thu, Jan 16 2025 12:15 PM

    SimonTheBeetle:

    callaghan159:

    Someone smoking the best green leafy substance available.

    Hope he stocked up 'cause the price might be going up by 25% pretty soon! Oh, wait, my bad! Forgot it’s only legal here in the 51st state. 😉

    Legal in Canda also in fact the Government has their own agency stores.

  • AlbertCamus2024
    14 Posts
    Thu, Jan 16 2025 2:16 PM

    Always stocked up... 

  • AlbertCamus2024
    14 Posts
    Thu, Jan 16 2025 2:20 PM

    Puff happens ... legal is just an opinion, man 

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