Strange days indeed on dub-g-t with centaurs morphin' outta trees
in "Miokontic" screen shots seen all up there on them Oakmont greens
I know that we are not alone, I built me some "Rossetti-phones"
'n listened to 'em once or twice, those weren't no talkin' kitchen mice !
Investigables required ! Brave commen men in hats attired
with shiny foil to block them rays deflectin' shots each time I plays !
I 'spect this problem's world-wide, we needs t'get 'em "Yancified"