All up on fairway number three Kiawah Dub-G-T
an aromatic fragrance wafted through the air to me
A course that normally would see me shootin' middlin' fair
a sudden had me shootin' like my freakin' balls were square
and bouncin' off their corners like some gol dang jumpin' beans
I tell ya folks the likes of such I just ain't never seen !!!
Investigatin' closely I went upwind to the source
turns out it weren't none other but ol' Frappefort, of course
who said he was just lookin' for a Nike ball he'd lost
and don't pay no attention to the fact his eyes was crossed.
I'd heard of certain fragrances affectin' folks that way
with this here bein' a fambly site, that's all I'm gonna say.
But Frap ol' buddy next time couldn't ya stay down wind of me ?
My game is messed up quite enough non-aromatically !