I think your answer lies here...
LizzieRossetti:
I bought an elephants foot fresh
cream shoux bun, and from legend greens I can make it last two holes but
find having a sticky mouse button affects my phobic reaction to stuff
on my fingers.
I would recommend one however, but rental is not an option, but if
you can distract the pay lady you can at least try before you buy but
don't forget to wipe your mouth before she looks up again.
The same shop also sells flakie pastry pasties with built in
heart-burn and the other thing is the flakie bits get all over the
driving seat which means you have to deploy hoover dog when you get out
which is Ok on fabric seats but the noise he makes as his tongue drags
on leather is unbearable if you dislike the sound of people/dogs eating,
which as you know, I loathe completely.
I am happy to bench test any cakes for anyone, and will of course provide a full evaluation afterwards.
Only from legend greens though.
Lizzie xx
So, too many cream cakes in my opinion.
And whatever you do don't go drinking tea or coffee anywhere near your PC. I have another friend who recently spilled tea over his keyboard, and now it doesn't work.
By the way Lizzie, and far be it from me to correct your spelling, but I think it best it comes from me than someone else, 'choux' is spelled 'choux' and not 'shoux'. Of course, that is in English (and French probably too); in Lizziesque I'm not sure how one would spell it, but you're probably spot on.