There's no two schools of thought on this.
You aim to "Ding" but, when you miss
You can't buy your way out with bling
When you've got Frap's brain / finger thing !
You check your distance and wind speed
up/down your elev. as you need
Your shot sails off into the weeds
You feel like you've been Dub-G-T'd !
It's Frappefort's brain/ finger thing
Which causes you to miss the "Ding"
A medical condition I
Have acronymed, I theorize
A lowly Master I may be
But TM's from their TM tees
And even legends will agree
It's F.B.F.D.T. you see !