SweetiePie: Perhaps
............I don't have a favorite mascot, but if I did it would be the St Joe's Hawk, Stanford Tree, or San Diego Chicken.
............when analyzing the advantages of the R9, there's more to consider than just a few sloppy yards, like the lower trajectory of the ball flight that is less affected by the wind, resulting in straighter drives.
............being a little sloppy isn't so bad. In the grand sale of sloppiness, I'd put the few extra sloppy yards ahead of sloppy joes but definitely behind sloppy seconds.
............if the R9 driver is the most commonly held club among the top Master players, then your proclamation that it sucks and the G10 is better is more a matter of minority opinion than a matter of fact.
............like that chef in Ziwataneo tried to tell me, Iguana really is the chicken of the trees
............you recently purchased the R9, are just accustomed to playing with the G10, and you're comments were on the premature side of the hatorade spectrum.
............the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease is that the first is a cunning runt.
:)