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Re: My avatar's an alien !

• drmoose 3,538 Posts

  Wed, May 9 2012 8:48 AM

  My avatar's an alien, unfortunate, but true.

  I ding the dinger flawlessly, and what the hell's he do?

  He signals to the mothership to start the V.E. M.

  My putt comes up 2" short ! Oh yeah, I know it's them !

   

  I'll tee off my 275, 320 to the pin

  at 14 miles quartering, behind me is the wind

  360 ! A new record drive ! But no, this is Alt shot

  Apparently my avatar is privvy to this plot.

   

  I used to think psyonic rays deflected well hit balls

  I now know there's much more to it, the writing's on the wall

  Them aliens got avatars for messin' with our scores

  an' Dub-G-T's right in on it so's they can rake in more !

   

  Conspiracies abound on here, it's "Golfer best beware"

  And "Never trust an avatar, them guys just don't play fair !"

  Doc

• opyeuclid 6,709 Posts

  Wed, May 9 2012 9:55 AM

  Doc ,,  You should have set the  sceen

  You and the other Beetnik,s Are in a Smoked filled dark Cafe .

  We all still have our sunglasses on .

  Cool Buddy 9 fingers is playin the Bongoes to Highlight your word,s .

  And the rest of us Click our fingers ...and say    ,,  Go DaddyO

• drmoose 3,538 Posts

  Wed, May 9 2012 5:07 PM

  Opy m'friend, only seven to the bar on this one, Cool Buddy 9 fingers has got two left over an' I think they're both pointin' to the obvious, my avatar's an alien.

  Doc