My avatar's an alien, unfortunate, but true.
I ding the dinger flawlessly, and what the hell's he do?
He signals to the mothership to start the V.E. M.
My putt comes up 2" short ! Oh yeah, I know it's them !
I'll tee off my 275, 320 to the pin
at 14 miles quartering, behind me is the wind
360 ! A new record drive ! But no, this is Alt shot
Apparently my avatar is privvy to this plot.
I used to think psyonic rays deflected well hit balls
I now know there's much more to it, the writing's on the wall
Them aliens got avatars for messin' with our scores
an' Dub-G-T's right in on it so's they can rake in more !
Conspiracies abound on here, it's "Golfer best beware"
And "Never trust an avatar, them guys just don't play fair !"
Doc