We'll get fooled again, Scott :)
(edit: by ourselves)
If you had given the source in the first place, ev1 would have nodded "wise guy". Alas, coming from a (to me) unknown user, I (we?) failed to see the wit behind it.
So, after all, thank you for this hidden gem of golfer's wisdom.
Another, comparable one, my favourite:
"Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course"
(what? 20 cm fairway width??) which looks like utter nonsense without the extension
"...the space between your ears" by Bobby Jones.
Happy holidays!