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Re: New courses coming.

• Ducati916 1,116 Posts

  Mon, Jan 14 2013 6:47 AM

  A list of upcoming full courses and a quick one line summary of each.

  Celtic Womanor—ladies club…on the outskirts of town.

  PineHearse—people are dying to get into this one…hit it in the wrong spot, and yer dead.

  Shuttlecock Hills—I give this one the bird.

  Logan’s Run—a club for those under 30.

  Cypress Joint—bunch of tree loving hippies over there at that one.

  Torrey Prunes—you’ve really got to go.

  Maid Merion—bows and arrows and men in tights…strange place.

  Whistling Dire Straits—Mark Knopfler is the starter there.

  Augusta Rational—keep your cool…thinking man’s course.

  Launderama (Spain)—this one will take you to the cleaners, but, it has ball washers and dryers on each hole.

  Brandon Fumes—-it stinks.

  Royal JasonBourne—bit like Spyglass

  Royal Portrushhour—took forever to get there.

  Fullnole Golf Club—twice as many holes as Seminole.

  Whylie Country Club (Home of the Sony Open) —have to tell the truth—it’s easy

  Buick Century CC.—not as nice as the Riviera.

  TPC Sawnograss—-hasn’t had a greens keeper in several years.

  Hamilton Beach—seems to be a blend of Pebble and the other beach courses.

  St. Erin Andrews—-stunning layout and well manicured.

• PUHOLINO 1,189 Posts

  Mon, Jan 14 2013 7:11 AM

  Lmao!

• Ducati916 1,116 Posts

  Mon, Jan 14 2013 7:31 AM

  Of all of those..I'd want to play St. Erin Andrews the most.....search for her on the net if you're not familiar m8.  I'd like to twitter her yahoo and google on her facebook.

• PUHOLINO 1,189 Posts

  Mon, Jan 14 2013 7:55 AM

  Ducati916:

  Of all of those..I'd want to play St. Erin Andrews the most.....search for her on the net if you're not familiar m8.  I'd like to twitter her yahoo and google on her facebook.

   

  I've had ESPN running through my veins for 7 years now (since  my country started offering the ESPN America channel), so I'm quite familiar with the bumps and curves of that "course". Unfortunatelly I haven't yet familiarized myself with any of its actual holes.

• Ducati916 1,116 Posts

  Mon, Jan 14 2013 10:05 AM

  kind of course you'd prefer to be over par on

• Ducati916 1,116 Posts

  Tue, Jan 15 2013 9:05 AM

  Pizza---with limited feedback, it seems St. Erin Andrews would be highly sought after...any "official" wgt response?  ;-}

• filmslayer 2,340 Posts

  Tue, Jan 15 2013 9:10 AM

  Ducati916:

  .....search for her on the net if you're not familiar m8.  I'd like to twitter her yahoo and google on her facebook.

  lmao !!! 

   

  spot on mate ...

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Tue, Jan 15 2013 10:22 AM

  Pebble Bleach:  whites only

  Oakmonty Python:  easy to get on their mailing list but they'll spam you no end

  Quayle Hollow:  the name is a reference to a former US VP's cranial cavity

   

• SHRUDE 5,835 Posts

  Tue, Jan 15 2013 7:07 PM

  Ducati916:

  I'd like to twitter her yahoo and google on her facebook.

   

  Another internet romance.

• SHRUDE 5,835 Posts

  Tue, Jan 15 2013 7:48 PM

  GOLF TERMINOLOGY

   
  • A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
  • A Diego Maradona - a very nasty 5 footer
  • A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
  • A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
  • A Cuban - needs one more revolution
  • An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
  • An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
  • A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
  • A Kate Winslett - a bit flat but otherwise perfect
  • A Kate Moss - bit thin
  • A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
  • A Rodney King - over-clubbed
  • An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
  • A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
  • A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
  • A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
  • An elephant's *** - high and sh**ty
  • A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
  • A circus tent - a BIG top
  • A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be