... You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet. For those of you who
have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal
steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to
highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that
area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because
they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. A few months ago,
President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000
cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed
changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire
half of the "cattle" guards immediately! Before the Secretary of the Interior
could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the
matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any
"cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining. 'Times are
hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families
be given six months of retraining! ' And these two guys are running our country,
Passed on to you without further comment... I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING - - - - OH
LORD HELP US!!!!
Too bad Jeb wasn't pres. now, Maybe they lost some golf balls in them....LOL