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Re: A little humor

• mathia14 1,271 Posts

  Sun, Sep 29 2013 2:50 PM

  A man goes to his Rabbi & says, " I think my wife is trying to poison me."

  The Rabbi sys, "That's crazy."

  The guys says, "Please go talk to her."

  The rabbi agrees. And later he comes back and tells the man:

  "I talked to your wife the 3 hours."  For 3 hours I talked to her."

  For 3 hours I talked to her."

  "Take my advice and take the poison."

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Sun, Sep 29 2013 3:38 PM

   

  “Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

   "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

  Exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill—”