I've been here so long, nothing rattles me. VEM ? Just part of doing business here...makes me make par anyway. People quitting ? I couldn't care less, but try anyway. No, it takes alot to make me hot. But sometimes, "The Heater" shows up.
Just the other day, at the fun "First Tee Open" at Beth, awesome calm wind, and a course ready for the taking, I couldn't wait to "party". Bingo! 83 yard eagle at #1. Oh my! a 77 yard eagle on #2 that burned out the last shot on that ball...a Nike RZN Black vapor...never fear...not my last ball...I have the chance to re-up but don't...like, where am I going to lose a ball on Beth ? Oh Boy! #3 is perfect to my liking. Perfect wind. Done deal birdie....heck. the way me luck has been of late, HOI ? Anything is possible. I could not wait to hit my Bertha 3 wood. B00M! EL Perfecto ! White line fever. I just adore the amazing distance of my 287 Bertha driver...that baby went over the trees...yep, old "Toothless" my drunken caddie, sock-eyed as always, who reeks so strongly of onions that when he smokes, he can blow onion rings, had handed me my "BIG" Bertha. Lost ball...never fear SP...you still have plenty of starter balls to reload with and enjoy the rest of the 15 holes..."The Heater"