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Re: The paranormal are coming, the end of the world is nigh!

Mon, Jan 17 2011 4:45 PM (3 replies)
  • MioKontic
    4,654 Posts
    Sat, Jan 15 2011 7:04 AM

    Well, following yesterday's revelations regarding tails in holes (see here), I wandered the Oakmont fairways with a few friends last night... and again I spotted them.  As I stood on the 5th fairway, away in the trees on the right a creature could be seen.  A lion-like figure, but large, very large.  I pretended not to notice, not to disturb it, and not wanting to put my friends into any danger.  Many have walked these fairways, and many have arrived home, so it was just possible we may make it.  And we did make it.

    But further along the course, there was another.  The12th.  A face.  Again, I ignored it, worried for our safety.  The danger passed.

    I had no camera with me last night, so this morning I returned, alone, in an attempt to capture proof of my sightings.  The lion-like creature on the 5th was not to be seen.  Maybe for the better, it looked immensely powerful.  I crossed to the 12th; the face was still there.  I hid and snapped the shutter on my camera.  I have evidence:

    Look at map on the right side.  See the face I've circled in red?  Tell me I'm not seeing things.  There may be some further up near the green too, but they're difficult to make out.

    They are seeking me out.  I think they've cracked the government protection programme and found me.  There's no safe haven people, beware!

     

    Post-posting edit:  Apologies to all, just noticed that my picture was too wide and a bit - the important bit - was missing!  Corrected now.

  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Mon, Jan 17 2011 11:15 AM

    MioKontic:

    Well, following yesterday's revelations regarding tails in holes (see here), I wandered the Oakmont fairways with a few friends last night... and again I spotted them.  As I stood on the 5th fairway, away in the trees on the right a creature could be seen.  A lion-like figure, but large, very large.  I pretended not to notice, not to disturb it, and not wanting to put my friends into any danger.  Many have walked these fairways, and many have arrived home, so it was just possible we may make it.  And we did make it.

    But further along the course, there was another.  The12th.  A face.  Again, I ignored it, worried for our safety.  The danger passed.

    I had no camera with me last night, so this morning I returned, alone, in an attempt to capture proof of my sightings.  The lion-like creature on the 5th was not to be seen.  Maybe for the better, it looked immensely powerful.  I crossed to the 12th; the face was still there.  I hid and snapped the shutter on my camera.  I have evidence:

    Look at map on the right side.  See the face I've circled in red?  Tell me I'm not seeing things.  There may be some further up near the green too, but they're difficult to make out.

    They are seeking me out.  I think they've cracked the government protection programme and found me.  There's no safe haven people, beware!

     

    Post-posting edit:  Apologies to all, just noticed that my picture was too wide and a bit - the important bit - was missing!  Corrected now.

    Hello - my name is Yancy

    Can your people get with my people and schedule up a roundtable so we can investigatables this to the farther arenas of me laboratories?

    THX Yancy

    PLUS......them red tee markers.....now I am just a common man...but they look like devil horns.......perhaps Jersey Devil horns?

  • craigswan
    31,758 Posts
    Mon, Jan 17 2011 11:28 AM

    You drink too much .

  • MioKontic
    4,654 Posts
    Mon, Jan 17 2011 4:45 PM

    Wow!  Red devils horns!  I did not even notice.  They are on every tee.  I will not be using the red tees in future.  No sir, not me!

    I am a one man band Mr Yancy, not had time to rally up troops before going into hiding.  I don't have a round table either, so we'll have to do it at your place.  Call me on 555-GOVN-PROT-PROG.

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